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TSA Agent’s Breasts Groped at Checkpoint

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Putting the cart before the horse…

Silly, silly woman. You are supposed to become a TSA agent first, then you can grope anyone you please. Because once that TSA uniform is on, sexual assault turns into mandatory security measures.

(MyFoxNY) –Court records show 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae grabbed the left breast of the female agent Thursday at the Terminal 4 checkpoint.

Police say she squeezed and twisted the agent’s breast with both hands.

Officers say Mihamae admitted to the crime.

There’s no word why she touched the agent.

Mihamae now faces a felony count of sexual abuse.

There has got to be more to this story…

(KWGN Denver) A neighbor told FOX31 Denver that he is “100-percent shocked” that Miyamae is being charged for sexual assault.

“For her to be arrested for anything is totally shocking to me,” he said.

He told FOX31 Denver that Miyamae travels about three days a week.

Miyamae was released from Maricopa County Jail Friday.

Hmm…being a frequent traveler, maybe she just cracked under the pressure of  being subjected to serial groping, and wanted to give TSA a taste of their own bad medicine.

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